Now you're just somebody that I used to know.

Finding out that on Saturday night you fell asleep at a party and had to be carried to your car by security guards. I am great.

WHY DO I HAVE SUCH AN ABNORMAL LOVE OF GIRAFFE’S?

me: omg i have so much stuff to do

me: i don't even have enough time for all this

me:

me: *opens tumblr*

age 15: i want a boyfriend

age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok

age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding

age 40: pls im desperate

age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon

age 60: its not funny guys

age 70: guys